ebeth @ebeth@witches.town
libraries, videogames, chronic illness, cats, sci-fi/fantasy. lives on the internet
sports Afficher plus
go look at my pinned toots while i try to figure this shit out
oh no i want to boost my games toot but mobile is being a butt
we're fighting hill giants that crashed a feast and started a food fight to a soundtrack of everybody (backstreet's back)
d&d tonight has turned into 90s night and i'm fucking living for this
Hi friends! We have a new site we've added today!!!
sprite.land is a cooperatively run Mastodon instance, where all its users are admins! They are full of real rad people and I'm really excited to welcome them in!!!
Currently they are run by @sigmaleph, @leaf, @srn and @amphetamine.
aaaaaaAWOOOOOOOO
Don't crow about how your invention is going to eliminate the need for human workers unless you've got a plan for re-employing or otherwise providing for those humans.
if any of u use a url shortener i'll be linkshaming so hard
I know I suck at ice-skating, quit rinkshaming.
If you criticise how bad someone is at Splatoon that's inkshaming
Yes I know the video and audio don't match up, stop syncshaming.
Yes I'm sure I want this whole bottle of water, stop drinkshaming.
Wacky Idea:
Step 1: Create some awful blockchain/gig economy company
Step 2: Hire a 20something white cis man to be a fake co-founder so you can get VC money
Step 3: Instead of wasting tons of VC money on SF office space and free beer, run the company frugally and burn through the rest of the cash on social welfare projects
Step 4: Still don't make profit and fail, just like all of the other startups in the space, but fail with a legacy of turning VC money into actual social good
god is within everything, including bread, so therefore god is a sandwich
I have an open position on my team (just me & my manager) at work (Under Armour) for a senior software engineer. Our job description is so bad, though. It doesn't accurately reflect what working here is like or what I'd say my team is looking for. I'mma figure out who to talk to about making it better.
BUT: If you live in Austin and have questions about what we do and how we do it, please feel free to hit me up on here. Boosts welcome. I promise it's welcoming, not bro-ey; collaborative, not competitive; and that work/life balance is highly valued. It's a really great place to work and I'd really, REALLY like to not have a funnel full of cishet white dudes.
Boost if CWs actually make you more inclined to read things than to skip over them because of a default self-preservation setting you’ve adapted to navigate life.
mildly lewd Afficher plus
Prince Valiant is my worst cat and i love him.