ebeth @ebeth@witches.town

Yes I'm sure I want this whole bottle of water, stop drinkshaming.

Wacky Idea:

Step 1: Create some awful blockchain/gig economy company

Step 2: Hire a 20something white cis man to be a fake co-founder so you can get VC money

Step 3: Instead of wasting tons of VC money on SF office space and free beer, run the company frugally and burn through the rest of the cash on social welfare projects

Step 4: Still don't make profit and fail, just like all of the other startups in the space, but fail with a legacy of turning VC money into actual social good

god is within everything, including bread, so therefore god is a sandwich

I have an open position on my team (just me & my manager) at work (Under Armour) for a senior software engineer. Our job description is so bad, though. It doesn't accurately reflect what working here is like or what I'd say my team is looking for. I'mma figure out who to talk to about making it better.

BUT: If you live in Austin and have questions about what we do and how we do it, please feel free to hit me up on here. Boosts welcome. I promise it's welcoming, not bro-ey; collaborative, not competitive; and that work/life balance is highly valued. It's a really great place to work and I'd really, REALLY like to not have a funnel full of cishet white dudes.

@Panda_Fuligineux https://arkham.cafe/media/9jdeWSi5_gZXu8-07Dk

Boost if CWs actually make you more inclined to read things than to skip over them because of a default self-preservation setting you’ve adapted to navigate life.

Just caught a guy singing "take me down to Atlantis city where the girls are fish and they got fish titties" because Paradise City was on the radio

Prince Valiant is my worst cat and i love him.

reasons to carpool with my dad: I save about $26 every day I do it
reasons not to carpool with my dad: I'm in the car with him for half an hour and then he asks me apropos of nothing "What does milf mean?"

I want you to vote on the Red Hat Women in Open Source Awards.

I happen to be a finalist, but there are SO MANY OTHER AMAZING PEOPLE on that list. I want you to go through and read all the profiles, see some of the amazing work that's been happening by people who just happen to not be men. I want you to congratulate them on being a finalist. And I want you to vote for whoever you think is the best recipient of the award.

redhat.com/en/about/women-in-open-source

but can we train a neural network to love