we've had four different plumbers in this week. i am wearing out my Man voice. i never want to say or hear the word "mate" ever again

he's hoovering so i think he's getting ready to go

one last cheers mate and he'll be gone

he's still not gone

i really need a wee

asking the plumber if i can have a quick wee will undo all the work of the man voice

i'd have to phrase it like "yaright mate, i really gotta slash, dya mind"