**ebeth** @ebeth · 2018-01-23T16:56:56Z

ebeth @ebeth

my cat will not let me move and has been purring constantly for over an hour

help i'm stuck (don't help i'm fine with this)

23 jan. 2018, 16:56 · 4 · 15

**ebeth** @ebeth · 23 jan. 2018, 16:58

**ebeth** @ebeth · 23 jan. 2018, 16:58

me: guess i should unpack and start laundry and go grocery shopping
cat: *purrs a bit*
me: never mind i can't move ever again guess i'd better stay here and watch tv

**Crom, Kobold King** @vahnj@awoo.space · 23 jan. 2018, 16:58

**Crom, Kobold King** @vahnj@awoo.space · 23 jan. 2018, 16:58

@ebeth this is how they hunt

**ebeth** @ebeth · 23 jan. 2018, 16:59

**ebeth** @ebeth · 23 jan. 2018, 16:59

@vahnj i am being toyed with, like a large comfortable mouse

**Algot** @Algot@mastodon.art · 23 jan. 2018, 18:13

**Algot** @Algot@mastodon.art · 23 jan. 2018, 18:13

@ebeth

Life Alert:

"Help, I've fallen under my cat's spell and I can't get up!"