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Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town

Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.

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**Professor Cooldad** · 01 nov. 2017, 21:23

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**💫Alyx** @alyx · 01 nov. 2017, 21:23

i reject the very notion of secret santas because there should be no need for santas to hide their true selves from a just society

so, bust outta that fabergé egg, no need to play coy around me. stop by my house tonight and you'll find a delicious glass of identity-affirming milk and a plate full of homecooked santa pronouns you can try on for size ♥

p.s. - i want a switch, preferably with zelda

**Professor Cooldad** · 31 oct. 2017, 21:07

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**ӉѦԱИҬѺLѺԌү ꙮ** @fruchtblase · 31 oct. 2017, 21:07

Oats are gay now

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 23:28

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 23:28

Surely we’ve run oat of puns to make by now

**Professor Cooldad** · 31 oct. 2017, 23:08

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**Triple Hex** @HexManiac · 31 oct. 2017, 23:08

how do I explain this to birdsite. "Mastodon is really good everyone has been talking about oats for 2 hours and it really gives a sense of community and family"

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 22:43

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 22:43

You’re all being toatally ridiculous.

**Professor Cooldad** · 31 oct. 2017, 22:08

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**boutique** @007@mastodon.cloud · 31 oct. 2017, 22:08

okay here's the one i meant to post https://mastodon.cloud/media/Gc0s5ZTBkoJeNar-Tmw

**Professor Cooldad** · 31 oct. 2017, 21:13

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**Pip** @Siphonay@octodon.social · 31 oct. 2017, 21:13

the two genders: jorts and oats

**Professor Cooldad** · 31 oct. 2017, 21:35

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**avocado goblin** @a_breakin_glass@cybre.space · 31 oct. 2017, 21:35

@dconley you mean sloatly.

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 21:33

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 21:33

Me: *checks in*
Mastodon: OATS
Me: *backs away slowly*

**Professor Cooldad** · 31 oct. 2017, 21:25

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**Joyeuse Noëlle!** @noelle@mastodon.social · 31 oct. 2017, 21:25

...what is going on with oats

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 17:16

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 17:16

The guts of the control box: joysticks are just decorations (though they’re legit arcade ones from Adafruit), only two buttons work and the one had a wire come out so I have to fix that. Battery powered, running CircuitPython on a Metro M0 Express. https://witches.town/media/zg-2LXPiuVKt2l3bGPI

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 14:40

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 31 oct. 2017, 14:40

My Halloween costume: Super Dinosaur. I also have slippers and a tail. The LEDs animate when you press the buttons. https://witches.town/media/bisx6WhdU57NeUjLQOE

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 29 oct. 2017, 23:01

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 29 oct. 2017, 23:01

food Afficher plus

**Professor Cooldad** · 29 oct. 2017, 18:06

Professor Cooldad partagé

**GCU Prosthetic Conscience** @gcupc@glitch.social · 29 oct. 2017, 18:06

Neeeerrrrrdddssss!

https://glitch.social/media/sFA3VebE8vfc_WtfYII

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 29 oct. 2017, 17:08

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 29 oct. 2017, 17:08

I don’t know why I thought a Stranger Things S2 marathon at my sister in law’s house was a good idea. People are talking constantly, dogs running around, etc. grr.