🤖 Dan @dconley@cybre.space

Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town

Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.

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**Professor Cooldad** · 26 oct. 2017, 04:01

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**ꙮ 🡺 @uxio@cybre.space** @oneiro · 26 oct. 2017, 04:01

@dconley e-excuse me do you mean "minimum viable puns"

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 26 oct. 2017, 03:50

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 26 oct. 2017, 03:50

(Hi I’m dan and my hobby is making “minimum viable (something not “product”)” jokes)

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 26 oct. 2017, 03:49

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 26 oct. 2017, 03:49

Sewing takes so loooong. I enjoy it. But only have the tail and one of the two arms finished. And that doesn’t include wiring up the laser (the gating gun is definitely not making it by tomorrow).

MINIMUM VIABLE PTYRANNOSAURUS

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 26 oct. 2017, 01:40

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 26 oct. 2017, 01:40

A bad picture, and not on me because I couldn’t get the angle, but this is my shirt-with-dinosaur-tail https://witches.town/media/mWy4CPgnYK6utNzJsUk

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 26 oct. 2017, 01:36

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 26 oct. 2017, 01:36

“I’m not a furry! I’m not a furry!”, they scream as they sew themselves a tail.

**Professor Cooldad** · 25 oct. 2017, 21:31

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**ӉѦԱИҬѺLѺԌү ꙮ** @fruchtblase · 25 oct. 2017, 21:31

Lifehack: a touchscreen enables you to toot with your snoot 🤓

**Professor Cooldad** · 25 oct. 2017, 22:59

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**Woozle Hypertwin** @woozle@toot.cat · 25 oct. 2017, 22:59

There are a lot of people here to whom I would like to say:

I deeply appreciate
your weirdness. <3

The rest of you, see me after class.

**Professor Cooldad** · 25 oct. 2017, 18:29

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**D Dino** @garbados@toot.cat · 25 oct. 2017, 18:29

HEY (positivity ✊) Afficher plus

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 25 oct. 2017, 01:16

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 25 oct. 2017, 01:16

My Halloween costume is going to include furry slippers, LEDs, CircuitPython, cardboard, aluminum foil, a Doritos tube...

Mix all the media I guess.

**Professor Cooldad** · 24 oct. 2017, 23:29

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**Sydney "I'm into ! :wastebasket: #" Falk** @sydneyfalk@mst3k.interlinked.me · 24 oct. 2017, 23:29

Hi, Mastodon ™ #newbies ! A piece of friendly #advice :

I know some of you have been wondering what the deal with jorts is. I'm glad you noticed! We 💞 jorts here with great passion. We will jork* around about them quite often and make witty rejortders* at each other concerning our jort jorks.

Why? Because Jort ™ , That's Why! ^_^

But serijoursly* it's just a thing that caught on around here, as far as I can tell. ^_^

* jean short jokes
** jean short rejoinders
*** jean short seriously

**Professor Cooldad** · 24 oct. 2017, 19:22

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**Glitch (sargoth aspect)** @Sargoth@glitch.social · 24 oct. 2017, 19:22

How many emojos would Mojojojo jojo if Mojojojo could emo jojo emojojo?

**Professor Cooldad** · 24 oct. 2017, 20:19

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**クルド語の学生** @Concerned_Catgirl · 24 oct. 2017, 20:19

someone who checks the fediverse's teeth is a mastodontist

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 24 oct. 2017, 22:52

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 24 oct. 2017, 22:52

Bad news: I have to write a small service that we didn’t know about until today, by next Friday

Good news: I get to work in golang again 😊

**Professor Cooldad** · 24 oct. 2017, 20:29

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**💫Alyx** @alyx · 24 oct. 2017, 20:29

salvation army website made me create a login. (yeah i have to deal with them today, don't ask) Afficher plus

**Professor Cooldad** · 24 oct. 2017, 22:28

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**Glitchy Monster** @noelle@glitch.social · 24 oct. 2017, 22:28

the three genders https://glitch.social/media/822JV-VrHsHDrdakasE

**Professor Cooldad** · 23 oct. 2017, 20:23

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**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 23 oct. 2017, 20:23

Tech Company: We need an office manager with 5-10 years of experience and we will pay them minimum wage while also paying our starting software engineers 3 times as much.

**Professor Cooldad** · 22 oct. 2017, 07:14

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**Kasran** @typhlosion@awoo.space · 22 oct. 2017, 07:14

howdy im the gender sheriff. ur feelings are valid pardner
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**Professor Cooldad** · 23 oct. 2017, 15:55

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**twitter dot txt** @repost@botsin.space · 23 oct. 2017, 15:55

Calvin's parents were always closeted anarcho-socialists at heart.
https://twitter.com/IPM_Tweets/status/920957699835101189

**Professor Cooldad** · 23 oct. 2017, 04:54

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**Darius Kazemi** @darius@tinysubversions.com · 23 oct. 2017, 04:54

Hey everyone! National Novel Generation Month starts Nov 1. I encourage you to spend a month writing computer code that writes a 50,000 word novel. Details/rules here: https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2017/

You can see people's current plans here: https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2017/issues

#NaNoGenMo

**Professor Cooldad** · 22 oct. 2017, 20:49

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**Glitchy Monster** @noelle@glitch.social · 22 oct. 2017, 20:49

mastodon in October https://glitch.social/media/-aygyfgZY75kwGYh1QU

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