Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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parties candidating for the great mastodon election:
- gargamel party
- mike cole dot co
- witches coalition
- random ancap party
- party for people that have "after dark" accounts
- [This party was blocked on your instance. They're probably nazis. ]
- [This party was blocked on your instance. collateral damage. ]
+ 56 bigger parties that have their names in japanese
my favourite roguelike is monopoly
I Am U+1F636 FACE WITHOUT MOUTH, and I Must Scream
WHO ADDED 
??
I love this instance
SWAG
S - She
W - Want
A - the end
G - of capitalism
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oh yeah, if you have the time, please check out this hour-long line rider track synced to post rock. it’s one of the most visually satisfying things i’ve seen in a long time https://youtu.be/qasxqKScOfY
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me that's just coincidence.
I wanted an easy way to keep track of which Homestuck page I was on between computers
So I wrote a Tempermonkey script that sends a POST to IFTTT that adds a line to a Google spreadsheet with the url of the page on load
(Ideally this would be its own database/service that I could extend to multiple webcomics but I’m not there yet)
hey that counts in general too
please stop being fucking assholes, i'm tired
be sure to check your genderfluid regularly and change if needed to avoid build-up of toxic masculinity
*takes a gander over to the bird site*
huh
why is everything on fire?
how can anyone stand all that screaming?
why do the admins not seem to mind the glaring repeated transgressions of their code of conduct?
huh
*walks back towards mastodon*
[the closer I get, the louder the sound of folks unironically dancing to Spice Girls becomes]
nice
Saw a kid’s “Super Mario” backpack. It had four characters:
- Mario (duh)
- Bowser (okay)
- Wario (huh that’s)
- Waluigi (,,,,,,,,)
They put WALUIGI on this thing over LUIGI
remember that taking care of yourself is a prerequisite to taking care of others
it doesn't do anyone any good if you exert yourself so much for someone else's sake that you damage your own health
it's okay to step back
body issues Afficher plus
BORN TO NONCE
WPA IS A FUCK
Attack Em All 2017
I am a trash protocol
410757864530 DEAD ROUTERS
*screams into the void* Afficher plus
gargron pls fix wpa2