Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
🔞
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@dconley yessssssss
Does Tootle support custom emojis? 
Thank you for choosing InspiroBot™
https://files.botsin.space/media_attachments/files/000/158/349/original/5334912c71ab0f92.jpe
Hey as a reminder, just be cool? About recent WT meta but in general.
https://witches.town/media/Ut6_HWtTN06dDBc1FDU
jorts (jean shorts)
dear friends, here is a brief psa.
things that do not make you a man:
genital configuration
things that do make you a man:
being as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with the strength of a raging fire
you must also be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Aw jeez I look like my car has a bumper sticker that says “I’d rather be golfing”
(And also I’m unable to take mirror selfies... how do I have any followers, why haven’t you all realized how not cool I am)
https://witches.town/media/uNrNbxYH-UCfRiknhe0
> LEAVE TWITTER
You have to specify a direction.
> GO MASTODON
You have arrived at Mastodon.
The building has dozens of entrances, all with 'official' signage above the door, but with graffiti and stickers and signs all over near them anyway.
> GO TO MASTODON.SOCIAL
You walk towards the door marked 'mastodon.social', and note a parking sign that instead says NO AWOO -- $300 FINE in the typical lettering.
the "free" in free software stands for freedom to eat pineapple pizza
there's only one important thing new users have to know:
Gargamel is ALWAYS working on fixing the emojos
SQL, THE LANGUAGE FOR ANGRY PEOPLE.
Friday the 13th, in October, and I’m wearing a dang polo. I’m failing my instance.
(Dinner with my father in law so I have to pretend to be cis, not that I’m ever particularly obviously nonbinary)
bop it
> *bops it*
twist it
> *twists it*
smash it
> uh
riot
> wait
Yesterday, witches.town was silenced by two instances,
mst3k.interlinked.me and awoo.space. This means that public jinxes/toots from
witches will not show on those instances' federated timelines. We are not
"blocked", and you can continue to communicate with users on those instances
as you did before.
WT has silenced instances in the past, and is probably silenced by other
instances as well. Instance admins are free to act as they feel is best.
\-- Your witches.town admins
--@Kuro
In non-discourse news, I followed yesterday’s “do nothing but play Borderlands” vacation day with today’s “play a moderate amount of Borderlands, and then knock a crap ton of stuff off my to do list”
Nothing super difficult, but getting caught up on a bunch of small things.
the people cried out for gargamel to fix the emojo
little did they know
the emojo could be TOO FIXED