Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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@TipsyTentacle enlightened: sending nudes to extraterrestrial biological entities, and directions to your house https://mst3k.interlinked.me/media/P6FFa6HihXfbFxm5kzg
The top Patreon "suggested creator" for me is Sam Harris
What did I do to offend you, Patreon
I probably need to start my duo training again, huh
@punsandpotions have you read Homestuck? I'm still pretty early on but there's a character whose chat style reminds me of you, and who has the "title" or something of Witch of Space
Twitter humor: someone makes funny post, months later you rt it from a random account that stole it
Mastodon humor: gurgle, the jumanjis!
GPL (GNU Public Limerick)
This code can be changed on your end,
So long as you do not amend
This licensing verse,
For better or worse,
If it to the 'Net you should send.
Mastodon, AKA
"Chaotic Good Boy"
I know not everyone uses vim. And I guess (I GUESS) people shouldn't be forced to under threat of reeducation camp. But... like...
I know this makes me a jerk but whenever I see a tech tutorial video and they use nano as an editor I judge REAL hard
Ivysaur lookin motherfucker
I woke up and brushed my hair back and now it's doing A Thing
https://witches.town/media/LUK_1j09rAtfsysBO4w
"Would you like to eat a long sandwich filled with a wide variety of meat, cheese, and vegetable ingredients?"
"No, I'd rather listen to instrumental reggae remixes."
The classic sub vs. dub debate
I had two notable dreams last night involving me having to deal with relationships that cause me stress.
Thanks, brain. You're a real pal.
bripe: "yo what if you could VAPE COFFEE" I guess?
https://www.briping.com/ i've been laughing at the word and very concept of BRIPE for about 20 solid minutes now, send help https://icosahedron.website/media/SFZ8bqmxJYI6Abs5Bh4
Update: it took a few days but she's okay with school now! Which is good since she's the sort of kid who will love it if she gives it a chance.
"There are too many kids" - a student at an elementary school. Who is no older than 13.