Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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I don't think I'm cool enough to be on masto because I just want to share my takes about the Outlander season premiere.
THEYRE NOT FOLLOWING THE STORY STRUCTURE OF THE THIRD BOOK WHICH WAS MY FAVORITE PART
Just-dropped-off-a-screaming-kid-at-pre-k chic
https://witches.town/media/XqCtWgzUJp537j0sF0U
who called them "masturbators" and not "fidget sinners"
Someone in my therapist's waiting room has a ringtone that is a slightly echoey child's voice saying "helloOOoo? ... are you theeere?" and WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS THE CREEPIEST THING
Gender reveal party but instead of how it is normally everyone plays Mario Party 3 50 turns and the winning character is the babys gender. this is why I'm a Wario
somebody root me, I need to change some system variables
"fatal: You are on a branch yet to be born" might be the weirdest error I've ever seen out of git
Good morning! Remember: in the US, Labor Day exists to celebrate and honor workers and trade unions. So if you're anti-union, this holiday's not for you!
Saturday we were in Toronto and went to the Poop Cafe so of course I took a bathroom selfie #poopwitches
https://witches.town/media/DFr-zr0EW5W4PnPAqc0
So I'm not sure how this works, but how long does Elisabeth have to pack her stuff and move out of Buckingham exactly?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848540/amp/Schoolgirl-pulls-4ft-sword-Cornish-lake.html
You know you've been on mastadon when you read a birdsite post saying "Shout out to furry friends everywhere," and get really confused as it has a picture of someone holding a dog.
okay can anyone tell me why rich americans live in houses that look like taco bells
And then this package of strawberries says "limited edition".
They're strawberries.
Capitalism was a mistake.
One of my wife's Facebook friends was streaming her baby's gender reveal party on Facebook.
We've reached peak "We regret to inform you the straights are at it again"
I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --
and I'm looking for:
⚪️
I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 a new vim user
and I'm looking for:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 how to exit
My son just described a biscuit as "a mini bagel with the hole closed"
Just past the max we're getting here
https://witches.town/media/m1wj6QICsUzmrrai2Ec
Quick! Americans are looking at the sky - move all of their furniture slightly