Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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DMV pictures really need to be high angle. Way more flattering.
Video: Demonstrators Pull Down the Confederate Monument in Front of Netflix County Building
Driving in a car with a guy from HR on our way to do volunteer work.
"People always say they're going to do this, do that, when they retire. It's so backwards!" (That we don't have time before)
Me: *intense internal dialog of whether I should bring up dismantling capitalism*
tired: tech gurus
wired: code witches
Did You Know: On Mastodon, you can send a DM to anyone! Even people who don't exist.
Try it! Set your post privacy to Direct and address a user you know doesn't exist.
I am not responsible if they respond.
Animatrix: The Album is so amazing. It's my go-to "calm down and chill out" album, which is a little weird because I've never actually seen The Animatrix.
Got some earrings at the ren faire yesterday #cutewitches
https://witches.town/media/9U3sdeBTLuTA8hrG7Oo
Learning curves for some common editors.
I got a spam email at work today that had a link to go to "microsoft.com" that was actually password dot land, and I'm really sad that's a malware site and not a masto instance.
There's also a verrrry high percentage of White Dreads here
Native American headdress on a white lady at the ren faire 🤢
[MALEDICTION OF THE FRENCH LANGUAGE]
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This website has ruined me
https://witches.town/media/5wb0E9DZXmLzrM5pKcw
I've been at Cub Scout camp without cell service and have been holding on to that dumb joke for FOUR DAYS
All Cowboys Are Bastards
https://witches.town/media/lZO1mpMfsoOfOWsPhPY
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow"
"Interrupting cow who?"
*pause*
"MOO!"
My daughter is the best at this joke