Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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Feeling unnecessarily grumpy today. Things are fine! I'm just hangry, perhaps. And need introvert time.
THE AUTHOR OR BOOSTER OF THIS TOOT IS A GENUINE AND AUTHORISED
♒ 𝕻𝕺𝕻𝕰 ♒
So Please Treat Them Right
GOOD FOREVER
Genuine and Authorised by the House of Apostles of Eris.
Every man, woman, nonbinary (or otherwise gender non-conforming) individual, and child on this earth, is a genuine and authorised Pope.
P.O.E.E Temple of Oklahoma
Tulsa, Oklahoma
[GLYPH FOR THE DISCOURSE]
🍱 👳 🇩🇪 🎏
hpaas: head pats as a service
git commit -m "just a whole fucking lot of bullshit"
Amaroq has username autocomplete! 😁🤓
HOW TO SPOT A COUNTERFEIT NINTENDO GAME
- mario wears a pinstripe suit and his name is written as "malwarlwuigi"
- 'gooey' cartridge
- 'smelly' cartridge
- presence of explicit dog mating segment in 'nintendogs'
- nintendo logo accompanied by prolonged sobbing or screaming sound
- ingame plot exposition/narration given by a version of the judeo-christian god who is unusually poor at spelling
- characters react late to button presses
- characters react early to button presses
- Sunn O)))
[SIGIL OF AWOO]
💮 😻 📌 ♑️ 🇫🇷
I didn't really harp on the "yo it's super gay here" aspect as much as I planned to, so I'm sorry! I hope none of you doubt my understanding of how gay you are, because it's a lot.
(obviously except when it isn't, but that ruins the joke)
The slides for my Mastodon talk: https://sigafoos.github.io/slides/mastodon/#/
downside: you don't have the context of me speaking
upside: you can watch the gif of Richard Spencer getting punched AS LONG AS YOU WANT
@dconley Yeah, quoted tweets are basically a set-up for that person to be abused so no one's done it for Mastodon, I think
Did blocking instances at a user level ever get added? Or just the language filter crap.
"I'll go through my favorited toots to find good examples of cw jokes like 'ITS BEEN'"
"oh nooo it's an endless field of faved selfies!"
Is there a way to embed a toot in an html page?
If not, is it because people hate the idea? (in which case I won't try to hack something together)
A bot that just posts the entire dictionary, one word at a time, the idea being that you boost posts in an order to tell a story, or just boost the posts as subtoot reactions to posts in your timeline.
#computereing glossary:
ssh: super silly hats
git: gay internet territory
hdd: horny devil door
ssd: super sexy demon
root: romance on other timelines
sudo: stay up doing orbits
http: hard to tame possum
html: hard to master language
js: jorts squad
slime: slime leaking in my ear
I think I'm titling it "Awoo d'etat"
