Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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Pineapple pizza is a pizza of the people, and the hate against it comes from the desire to impose your views on others #hotandfreshtakes
ironically liking things is so 2016
geniunely having a good time and liking stuff is what 2017 is about get with it babes
"okay, now show me how to do a depth-first search on a tree"
"uh, i thought i was applying for a lumberjacking job"
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s Afficher plus
To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:
mastodon shitpost,
read in your head to the tune of the song by those guys
This took way too long to make but I hope this will settle the pizza debate once and for all
I'm very lucky, because I have a job where I can work from the hammock in my back yard.
Not as efficiently, but it's definitely relaxing :)
LB it's the little shit like char limits that give instances such character
I really appreciate how cybre.space increased the toot length limit from 500 to 512. it's absolutely meaningless beyond aesthetic and I love it
I haven't done an #introduction post in a while
Hi. I'm a bi/pan genderqueer person, though most days I present like a cishet white dude, sadly. Occasionally I say interesting things about gender, maybe, but not usually.
I do programming for a living, but not the cool kind. PHP/JavaScript/some Go, when I can manage it.
I have two kids, though I don't talk about them much here. They're awesome and exhausting.
Literally everyone here is more interesting than me, so follow them instead.
@dconley I make games!! <3
C-16, the bill codifying human rights for #trans people in Canada, just passed:
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/with-gender-identity-bill-canada-shows-leadership-in-advancing-humanrights/article35323583/
Look at them typos
Anyway I'm so terrified of leaving people out I almost didn't do that, just follow everyone I do and block me, you'll have a better time
Also consider I filled 666 characters and only included people on witches.town (@polymerwitch definitely too! But I had a Theme)
Also I made a bot, @emojispells
My only service here is boosting much cooler people so I should do a follow Friday. There are many more people but I'm tired so please forgive me!
@nergdron who's cool and selfie she are amaaazing
@Hiraelle whose bi advocacy is always on point, AND does #HPcringe
@punsandpotions whos is also part of the makeup and selfie crew
@TipsyTentacle is, I dunno, just way cooler than me
@cmdrspacebabe def lives up to her name, and her selfies make me want to smash my phone lens because why bother
@candle somehow knows French well enough to shitpost in it now and we started Duolingo at the same time
I already said @grime_witch
I'm forgetting people so I'm sorry!
LB I'm not a furry myself but @grime_witch is rad so give her a follow!
i cant believe its the year 2017 and we're still arguing on the internet rather than building that jurassic park 3d file manager
Idea: a social network that *requires* at least 2000 character posts.
The discourse slowly becomes old school postal correspondence.
People start building up an erudite vocabulary, studying yellowed missives from the 18th century for ideas.
Every post begins with "To Whom It May Concern" and ends with "Your Eternal Friend" and a half dozen postscripts.
We could call it Snail Mail
I try to act cool but really I'm a Cub Scout leader and run in my company's corporate challenge team and like pineapple on pizza 🤓
Def needed some more protein in me before this thing
And to have run in the past year