Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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Bernie Sanders's Super NSFW Pantsless Photo Gets Deleted from Instagram — but She's Not Bothered
what if "Leveraging Unbreakable Curses for Long Term Data Storage" was a collaborative compilation of fake journal articles?
Paper airplane golf: make a plane, start at the end of a hallway and throw it. Pick it up where it lands and throw again. Continue until you reach the other end. Lowest throws wins.
Grad students leading a liquid nitrogen demonstration are great because they have a "fuck it, let's see!" attitude. They froze a bottle of water and a roll of scotch tape just to see what would happen.
Then they let me dunk a balloon!
Some Boy Scouts are about to have a conversation with someone on the International Space Station and I am significantly more excited than anyone in the Pack, because SPAAAAAAAAACE
My gender contains multitudes
I don't know how I got on this list but let's have some fun. So far I've identified as Communist, written in that my biggest priority is "protect queer kids" and scribbled in "all cops are bastards" next to the immigration question.
https://witches.town/media/skO_Wv3jvGc7jHJsMy0
i dont care if you say "all genders" instead of "both genders" if you still assume someones gender based on the sound of their voice or if they have a dingus
Latest Humble comics bundle includes Faith and Kim & Kim... anything in the higher tiers that I "need"? I have Love is Love and am interested in Jughead https://www.humblebundle.com/books/eisner-nominees-2017-comics
can't believe they called it "the iliad" and not "troy story"
Boost this and I'll tell a very lewd lie about you. Like a really lurid story of some sort.
Oisín: Wave Function Collapse for poetry
Martin O’Leary took some time out from glaciers and maps to experiment with applying WaveFunctionCollapse to poetry. Despite it’s rough state, it’s remarkably effective at mapping text to a rhyming scheme and meter.
It also outputs GIFs so you can watch the process in action.
http://procedural-generation.tumblr.com/post/161513567478/ois%C3%ADn-wave-function-collapse-for-poetry-martin https://mastodon.social/media/cTjLGmeW_LkMKRq-fVU
I am going to laugh out loud at your gex memes in my therapist's waiting room, send help
@emojispells how do I un-curse a masto instance that's been flooded with Gex memes, asking for a friend
I think I like this hairstyle better #cutewitches
https://witches.town/media/wfBbCIgX6Eh3dWmgZBY
let's invent "shiptunes" which is just old nautical music played like chiptunes
when people on the internet use the word "females" to describe women I always hear it in Ferengi voice
https://witches.town/media/jSkYJ2JoPBEIxkZ7AXU
richard spencer got kicked out of his gym Afficher plus