Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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GNU Natalie Nguyen
dear friends, i know our hearts are collectively breaking because of a terrible injustice right now, so it's more important than ever that we CW generously. let's take care of each other. -ACP admin team
@benhamill I just cancelled all my subscriptions on Comixology, due to "oh-god-we-bought-a-house" and also having a ton of trades purchased during past Comixology sales.
Man:"I have trained crows to capitalism"
God: "What have you done to my birbs??"
https://mastodon.starrevolution.org/media/OQv1eApAtdSTs3bpMfc
@benhamill Ah, that's the start of Imperial Phase Part 1. The final issue of Part 2 is what just came out today; Wikipedia says that will be out in trade 1/10.
I definitely understand that feeling. I've avoided media in the past because I don't want to feel bad about myself or the world or be sad, etc.
But whereas with something like Saga it's a story, and a good one, but one that just kinda... goes, WicDiv builds and has Moments. As someone who had tweeted "fucking Tara" before, the issue with her, where she got online abuse and I realized *I didn't know her at all*, hit me fucking *hard*. I still think about it.
@benhamill it is so good! Where did you leave off?
*starts reading WicDiv 33*
What the FUCK
*finishes WicDiv 33*
wHAT tHE fUUUUUCK
hey look I made a bug report https://github.com/golang/go/issues/22736
@charlie You go in with someone (probably emulating a heterosexual couple to make it easier) and say “we’re getting married!” and they give you a scanning gun and then you scan the bar codes of what you want people to “buy” you for your “wedding”.
aggressively own the "feminine" things that bring you joy!!! PLAY BARBIE GAMES!!! WRITE YOUR CRUSHES NAME ON A NOTEBOOK ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT AND MAKE SHRINES OUT OF FOUND ROCKS
@HTHR also: “register” at a bunch of stores because sometimes you get a free gift for just *registering for* like $200 worth of [brand]
I’ve been married 12 years (jee-zus) and still have a pan I got that way.
Discord open-sourced a supposedly high-performance image resizer https://github.com/discordapp/lilliput https://blog.discordapp.com/how-discord-resizes-150-million-images-every-day-with-go-and-c-c9e98731c65d
@masklayer dildly the dildo "Looks like what you're about to post is a little lewdarino there pardner. Would you like to add a CW?"
He has a cowboy hat for no discernible reason.
@Earthnuker how does he feel about jorts
LB: I also don't always fully understand the memes
I just never asked aboats them
Tip for newbies: You can ask us about the memes here that you don't understand and we'll try to explain! https://xkcd.com/1053/
uuuh shout out to people i love in no particular order
@Vann
@nergdron
@mimtschan
@ashkitten
@jenbug
@dconley
@Coradeilinae
@amphetamine
@morae
@ekkoren
@NBLena
@LottieVixen
@benhamill
@Maenad
@Ulfra_Wolfe
if you're not on this list hmu so we can become (closer) friends and i can adopt you 💕✨💕✨💕
@mimtschan you and @punsandpotions really are adorable fey spirits, huh?
@benhamill wow, that’s a big sticker! I got a DSA one that has nowhere to go because it’s similarly sized.