Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town

@typhlosion That was me with THPS 1!

My son only really wants to listen to Hamilton and various Undertale albums (Determination in particular).

Basically, @segfaultvicta’s memetic assault has spread.

I’m sure he’ll get to Homestuck eventually, but, uh, Karkat. And sloppy makeouts and Möbius Double Reacharounds.

@BrokenBiscuit D E T E R M I N A T I O N

My hair did some, uh, Things last night https://witches.town/media/3WniyT1dQ_CdZezBKpY

Am I even using cws properly here? Ugh.

(Crazy Ex Girlfriend is a tv show, to be totally clear)

Like, I’ve been sad about Natalie but mostly unaffected, but I kinda broke down crying at the end of the episode.

And they posted hotline numbers but you just showed an attempt, maybe posting a phone number isn’t going to be enough??

Hey so uh the latest episode of Crazy Ex Girlfriend needs a BIG cw for suicide.

I like the show, but heads up.

@candle why

It’s not “bags under my eye”, it’s, uh, natural eye shadow

or something https://witches.town/media/KOwgwdExfsI7S4ptTcQ

@ebeth yeah, I think that’s my “officialTM alt account” now but I barely jinx here.

@punsandpotions I didn’t wear a hat because I didn’t want to mess up my hair and I forgot to zip up my jacket

I’m sorry mom

LB Chelsea Manning can fuck me all the way up. I really don’t think I’m trans (still genderqueer), but she’s also, like, what I wish I looked like so much??