Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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Wait, there’s a reference to unicorns in the Bible??
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+34%3A7&version=KJV
Is... is the Bible rad?
(Alternately: the Lisa Frank Version)
Halloween is done, now it is time to begin the Cyberwar on Christmas
i reject the very notion of secret santas because there should be no need for santas to hide their true selves from a just society
so, bust outta that fabergé egg, no need to play coy around me. stop by my house tonight and you'll find a delicious glass of identity-affirming milk and a plate full of homecooked santa pronouns you can try on for size ♥
p.s. - i want a switch, preferably with zelda
Oats are gay now
Surely we’ve run oat of puns to make by now
how do I explain this to birdsite. "Mastodon is really good everyone has been talking about oats for 2 hours and it really gives a sense of community and family"
@punsandpotions sweet jegus
You’re all being toatally ridiculous.
okay here's the one i meant to post https://mastodon.cloud/media/Gc0s5ZTBkoJeNar-Tmw
the two genders: jorts and oats
@dconley you mean sloatly.
Me: *checks in*
Mastodon: OATS
Me: *backs away slowly*
...what is going on with oats
The guts of the control box: joysticks are just decorations (though they’re legit arcade ones from Adafruit), only two buttons work and the one had a wire come out so I have to fix that. Battery powered, running CircuitPython on a Metro M0 Express. https://witches.town/media/zg-2LXPiuVKt2l3bGPI
My Halloween costume: Super Dinosaur. I also have slippers and a tail. The LEDs animate when you press the buttons. https://witches.town/media/bisx6WhdU57NeUjLQOE
@what something something hydro pump
@what out...outrageous in terms of it existing, or outrageous by the standards of lapras porn?
@morae @grime_witch the best part about mastodon is me not even being the first to jump in with how anti union Rogue is!
@benhamill yesterday I had to enter my age and almost put in 24.
And yeah... 10 years ago is actually 20 years ago now 😧
@punsandpotions we’re done with the first 6, I think. And I want to keep goinggggg but my wife has to work at 6 in the morning.