Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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@impiaaa “react is easy! Just spend the next 90+ minutes installing shit off npm so you can actually make it compile to actual JavaScript!”
@tcql boopstrap
I don’t know why I thought a Stranger Things S2 marathon at my sister in law’s house was a good idea. People are talking constantly, dogs running around, etc. grr.
TODAY: Two people meet on Mastodon
FOUR YEARS FROM NOW: "And these are our children, Emojo and Jort"
ah yes, the three genders
• foo
• bar
• baz
eye contact Afficher plus
@Concerned_Catgirl I think that feeling is held by like 90% of mastodon.
The other 10% are fuckin’ weirdos.
THERES AN ACTUAL “PUNGEON MASTER” BADGE YOU CAN BUY https://witches.town/media/uUU_j4SDxrLUWJkBzM4
After extensive research, I have created the definitive lesbian alignment chart. https://witches.town/media/6f3s1PVAK8OncClyAfI
@blackangel oh, I’m on iOS 😔
@blackangel how do you have it already??
@benhamill I still haven’t played the first but Risk Legacy was an Event for me. It was so much fun.
@dconley e-excuse me do you mean "minimum viable puns"
(Hi I’m dan and my hobby is making “minimum viable (something not “product”)” jokes)
Sewing takes so loooong. I enjoy it. But only have the tail and one of the two arms finished. And that doesn’t include wiring up the laser (the gating gun is definitely not making it by tomorrow).
MINIMUM VIABLE PTYRANNOSAURUS
A bad picture, and not on me because I couldn’t get the angle, but this is my shirt-with-dinosaur-tail https://witches.town/media/mWy4CPgnYK6utNzJsUk
“I’m not a furry! I’m not a furry!”, they scream as they sew themselves a tail.
Lifehack: a touchscreen enables you to toot with your snoot 🤓