I know some of you have been wondering what the deal with jorts is. I'm glad you noticed! We 💞 jorts here with great passion. We will jork* around about them quite often and make witty rejortders* at each other concerning our jort jorks.

Why? Because Jort ™ , That's Why! ^_^

But serijoursly* it's just a thing that caught on around here, as far as I can tell. ^_^

* jean short jokes
** jean short rejoinders
*** jean short seriously

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 25 oct. 2017, 01:11

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 25 oct. 2017, 01:11

@meowntaineer What the rules mean (and yeah, it needs to be clarified) is to use the Unlisted (or Private) privacy setting. On the web version it’s in the crystal ball.

(Or a version behind nsfw with pixelated naughty bits and a link, sure!) https://witches.town/media/dHuCgEd-Z9zjSu1tu04

**Professor Cooldad** · 24 oct. 2017, 19:22

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**Glitch (sargoth aspect)** @Sargoth@glitch.social · 24 oct. 2017, 19:22

How many emojos would Mojojojo jojo if Mojojojo could emo jojo emojojo?

**Professor Cooldad** · 24 oct. 2017, 20:19

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**クルド語の学生** @Concerned_Catgirl · 24 oct. 2017, 20:19

someone who checks the fediverse's teeth is a mastodontist

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 24 oct. 2017, 22:52

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 24 oct. 2017, 22:52

Bad news: I have to write a small service that we didn’t know about until today, by next Friday

Good news: I get to work in golang again 😊

**Professor Cooldad** · 24 oct. 2017, 20:29

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**💫Alyx** @alyx · 24 oct. 2017, 20:29

salvation army website made me create a login. (yeah i have to deal with them today, don't ask) Afficher plus

**Professor Cooldad** · 24 oct. 2017, 22:28

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**Glitchy Monster** @noelle@glitch.social · 24 oct. 2017, 22:28

the three genders https://glitch.social/media/822JV-VrHsHDrdakasE

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 24 oct. 2017, 01:36

**Professor Cooldad** @dconley · 24 oct. 2017, 01:36

@benhamill I’m a *little* disappointed but not much

**Professor Cooldad** · 23 oct. 2017, 20:23

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**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 23 oct. 2017, 20:23

Tech Company: We need an office manager with 5-10 years of experience and we will pay them minimum wage while also paying our starting software engineers 3 times as much.

**Professor Cooldad** · 22 oct. 2017, 07:14

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**Kasran** @typhlosion@awoo.space · 22 oct. 2017, 07:14

howdy im the gender sheriff. ur feelings are valid pardner
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👇👗👉
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**Professor Cooldad** · 23 oct. 2017, 15:55

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**twitter dot txt** @repost@botsin.space · 23 oct. 2017, 15:55

Calvin's parents were always closeted anarcho-socialists at heart.
https://twitter.com/IPM_Tweets/status/920957699835101189

**Professor Cooldad** · 23 oct. 2017, 04:54

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**Darius Kazemi** @darius@tinysubversions.com · 23 oct. 2017, 04:54

Hey everyone! National Novel Generation Month starts Nov 1. I encourage you to spend a month writing computer code that writes a 50,000 word novel. Details/rules here: https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2017/

You can see people's current plans here: https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2017/issues

#NaNoGenMo

**Professor Cooldad** · 22 oct. 2017, 20:49

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**Glitchy Monster** @noelle@glitch.social · 22 oct. 2017, 20:49

mastodon in October https://glitch.social/media/-aygyfgZY75kwGYh1QU

**Professor Cooldad** · 21 oct. 2017, 15:02

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**Lili** @Pasty@niu.moe · 21 oct. 2017, 15:02

parties candidating for the great mastodon election:
- gargamel party
- mike cole dot co
- witches coalition
- random ancap party
- party for people that have "after dark" accounts
- [This party was blocked on your instance. They're probably nazis. ]
- [This party was blocked on your instance. collateral damage. ]
+ 56 bigger parties that have their names in japanese