Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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FUN FACT:
I use Mastodon as my primary public social network not because of the increased default character limit (though it is nice) but because this place has a community of people I care about and people I can actually interact with without necessarily feeling like I am wasting their or my time.
There are other things that keep me here but that's the first thing that comes to mind.
Client-side validation
Mastodon, because Twitter doesn't have enough space for
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I'd be really interested in the results of a mastodon demographics survey
For instance I'm not sure if masto only has like, a dozen cis people on it or if that's just the corner of it I happen to be in
🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit
Last session I had my players navigate a structure that was three towers that would periodically spin quickly around the center, not always stopping in the same place.
Once they got inside to talk with the Unseelie Fey Court they saw one of them playing with a fidget spinner.
RPGs are fun.
a version of whatevershow where instead of saying "zoom. enhance." they're all witches relying on divination magic so they cackle, "more frog legs! more newt legs! more frog legs! more newt legs! ah-ha! there's our clue"
Don't get me wrong I'm not surprised in the least but it is jarring to suddenly find out that everyone I followed on mastodon is a homestuck
this is what happens when a social network is composed of gay techno-furries
@melissasage I'm Homestuck-in-training, currently in the early stages of Act 5...
@ikea_femme I use Protonmail which is pretty decent
NFL Admits He Unsure Why Anyone Still Uses Facebook
have you questioned your gender yet today?
start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!
@mxsparks jastodon
jean mastodon
Netflix has a thumbs-down button, but sadly it doesn't have a "FUCK YOU FOR EVEN SUGGESTING I WATCH A JEFF DUNHAM SPECIAL, I'D RATHER EAT A SHOE" button.
THIS BAKLAVA KILLS FASCISTS
Wait so Frank Miller, authoritarian, wrote a comic called “Dark Knight: the Master Race”??
@candle I was going to make a joke about how Genderkit sounds like Backerkit and it was where you went to manage your pledge and get add ons after the campaign was over but that actually seems like exactly what it is??
[fr] Bonne journée internationale de la visibilité bisexuelle 
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[en] Happy bisexuals visibility day !