Professor Cooldad @dconley@witches.town
Social Justice Bard. They pronouns, Mx. if you must use an honorific. Not as gay as the rest of y’all but I do my best.
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"There are too many kids" - a student at an elementary school. Who is no older than 13.
I don't think I'm cool enough to be on masto because I just want to share my takes about the Outlander season premiere.
THEYRE NOT FOLLOWING THE STORY STRUCTURE OF THE THIRD BOOK WHICH WAS MY FAVORITE PART
@Gargron Siri am I gay
Just-dropped-off-a-screaming-kid-at-pre-k chic
https://witches.town/media/XqCtWgzUJp537j0sF0U
@punsandpotions it's also a 41 hour drive according to google maps
Functionally you're just as far away from me now as you are at home 😝
who called them "masturbators" and not "fidget sinners"
@punsandpotions come to Toronto some time and maybe I could make that happen. I'm not in Toronto but at least it's only a two hour drive! Instead of A CONTINENT AWAY.
@nergdron yeah I didn't realize it but it's absolutely how I would have written the turrets too!
@nergdron it didn't SOUND as processed as the turrets are, but maybe? "Turret Serenade" from the Portal 2 soundtrack was my ringtone for a while, so I think I'd have recognized it 😉
Someone in my therapist's waiting room has a ringtone that is a slightly echoey child's voice saying "helloOOoo? ... are you theeere?" and WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS THE CREEPIEST THING
Gender reveal party but instead of how it is normally everyone plays Mario Party 3 50 turns and the winning character is the babys gender. this is why I'm a Wario
somebody root me, I need to change some system variables
"fatal: You are on a branch yet to be born" might be the weirdest error I've ever seen out of git
Good morning! Remember: in the US, Labor Day exists to celebrate and honor workers and trade unions. So if you're anti-union, this holiday's not for you!
Saturday we were in Toronto and went to the Poop Cafe so of course I took a bathroom selfie #poopwitches
https://witches.town/media/DFr-zr0EW5W4PnPAqc0
So I'm not sure how this works, but how long does Elisabeth have to pack her stuff and move out of Buckingham exactly?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848540/amp/Schoolgirl-pulls-4ft-sword-Cornish-lake.html
@punsandpotions I'm not a furry either but I feel like at a certain point our queerness makes it not really matter. Which doesn't make much sense. I'm tired.
@ashkitten im.gay.im/gay
@benhamill I think I might like Discord better but no, it's basically Slack but with voice chat.
RochetChat seems to be open? I dunno.