honestly what's the point of getting engaged to someone if you don't even do the engagement multiple times at multiple restaurants around town over the course of several months to get free dessert
@HTHR also: “register” at a bunch of stores because sometimes you get a free gift for just *registering for* like $200 worth of [brand]
I’ve been married 12 years (jee-zus) and still have a pan I got that way.
@charlie You go in with someone (probably emulating a heterosexual couple to make it easier) and say “we’re getting married!” and they give you a scanning gun and then you scan the bar codes of what you want people to “buy” you for your “wedding”.
@dconley thanks for clarifying for me, i had no idea that was a thing
maybe someday I'll actually get to do that for realsies if gay marriage ever gets legalised here :V
@dconley register? what does that involve? :O