When people sing the "what's your girlfriend's first name?" verse of the happy birthday song, do poly people have to go through the whole list?
@dconley omg i don't know but let's make that the rule 😂
@punsandpotions it basically turns into Mambo Number 5, right? Which for the record I am completely okay with.
@dconley omfggg that song will haunt me forever. but also: YES
@dconley this girlfriend-based happy birthday verse is a completely new revelation to me
@dconley i'm not sure if that means i'm just old or what, haha
@dconley the what now