witch cilia plath @cute_weeds@witches.town

@mooncake @TipsyTentacle Hands up! You're under lesbian arrest!

@Efi *HUUUUUG*

@Gargron I ... wouldn't feel great if I knew witches.town were being advertised prominently instead of being the low-key place I noticed by gravitating to it naturally. But for a lot of instances, publicity would make great sense (as long as mods were in control, it was opt-in, not algorithmic, and so on).

Melanie says flowers
were the first ones
to think of doing it

The amoebas
just split themselves

Flowers got uppity
They wanted to be pretty
They wanted to smell good
They sent messages to each other
like love letters
only made of dust
on the legs of bees

— Wendy Agnew

@lizardsquid Keep breathing. Leave those people behind. You did what you needed to to keep yourself together and get to this point. Being afraid doesn't mean things are going to be bad, just that they're going to change. It's going to be ok.

@gcupc Fun fact: the comic that show was based on was actually pretty good at first!

@Draekos Tell it like it is!

@noelle I actually think this is kinda hot ...

@noelle But however will we be able to tell one gender apart from THE other if we permit ambiguity in the one single thing that lets us know which is which?

@noelle 🤔 🤔 🤔

@Tom It's had that for years. This is just branding.

@Vann whoa.

@cnc I usually do the "Thanks!" reply, unless I've been spamming them a lot lately.

The english muffins were high in iron though 💪 🍞 🏋

ME: Plans meals, does grocery shopping, brings breakfast and lunch to work like an adult.

ALSO ME: Ignores both meals, eats six english muffins with a side of nothing instead.

Less than two months to Halloween I'm switching to zombie hormones gonna be ~soo spookeee~ 👻 💀 🎃