I KNOW for a fact the only reason I'm still with my partner is inertia.

He still manages to disappoint me on a regular basis and my expectations are already on the floor.

Meanwhile random strangers will be impressed I pulled someone who looks like him?!? Even friends will comment that they're surprised at that.

Dudes, I'm the carry, not him.

Probably going to end up packing his stuff and shipping it to his mom and buying him a bus ticket when I move. Just do it without him knowing and be super cold about it all, like an asshole.