#Mastodon vetrans, it is your responsibility to take these newcomers and teach them the sacred ways of the herd.

They must know of the 🅱️ , and the oats, and the yams, and how to spell gameing. The awoos and the toots and the rotating coyotes, eternally spinning. Someone must teach them of Gargamel and what we do in this house. They must be introduced to the witches and the commies and the furries and the trans folks.

Let the people share our rich heritage!