Courtney Stanton @courtney@witches.town

https://anticapitalist.party/media/1Og2kOoY-AwNysI8gzE

IME people are generally not adults, and the notion of a mature populace capable of working out problems on its own is an elaborate fantasy we've concocted to feel good about ourselves. People need a lot of nudging and explicit direction to not be horrible.

Eggy McEggface

The thirst is real thanks to Venus and Mars today.

Can you imagine the meetings at YMCA headquarters when the song started moving up the charts? There must have been so many awkward 1970s explanations to some very earnest men

what if I told you that the instances who harbor hate speech and cp were the ones breaking federation, not the admins sensible enough to block them?

mstdn.jp has surpassed mastodon.social in number of users! Congrats to @nullkal!

NBA Playoffs 2017: Modern Computing in deep trouble if Spurs bench keeps dominating

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This scared panda held onto a police officer after an earthquake.

This morning I had an idea for a masto instance as LARP of Moby-Dick. Limited registration and only as characters in the book. A couple of bots to add atmosphere (ocean sounds, whale sounds) but mostly just an arena for Melville fanfic. Will federate so other instances can follow but users only interact with each other. Good idea or bad idea?

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Sheriff Stilinski and Cullen Rutherford in Mexico 😒

hi all! i have a thing to share with you! my new instance is ready and it is a little different...

toots on this instance are ephemeral; they disappear after a while (between 5 minutes and an hour) depending on the current phase of the moon.

https://ephemeral.glitch.social

something glitchy, something witchy...

feel free to boost

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The problem I have with the discourse is that the App Store's policies have the end all final word on how Amaroq will be allowed to connect to the fediverse, regardless of the what anyone thinks. If it is found that Amaroq is being used to view content that is beyond its already extremely lax 17+ rating, I will either have to comply and adjust the app accordingly or it will be taken off the store. There's no real gray area. Just so you're all aware of how this effects third-party apps.

It's 69F outside right now. For those of you used to celsius temperatures, you can get a sense of what that's like by remembering "69 = nice"

choosing what types of communities we can federate with is why I'm here.

I don't want to fuck cops or soldiers. I don't want to federate with the alt-right.