Courtney Stanton @courtney@witches.town
Worker-Owner at Feel Train. Ugly genderfluid system of multitudes. Likes Thai food, feminist prose, & angry girl music of the indie rock persuasion. #nobot
here's some breaking news to cheer you up http://www.theverge.com/2017/4/17/15334178/giant-shipworm-mollusk-sulfur-eating-shellfish-science?yptr=yahoo
North Korea fend off Indiana Pacers, but there's no need to nitpick the win
LB: let's hear it for ~network effects~
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Good news!
@desires_exe is up and running on Mastodon, and you're welcome to follow it. For now it will be posting the same images as it does on Twitter, so you can follow on whichever platform you prefer.
As with any of my bots, please feel free to let me know if you see something in poor taste and I'll take a look at it when I can. Thanks!
I bailed on my daily writing yesterday so today's is, surprise!, twice as much and I don't wanna do it AT ALL.
So I'm locking myself in the office and won't let myself go home until it's done.
Another day volunteering as a Mastodon instance admin. Users keep asking me if they can fuck up prod. Buddy, they won't even let ME fuck it up
Mute = you can't see them.
Block = they can't see you.
Parry = all toots are sick burns.
Riposte = every post is a NSFW selfie.
(This problem will literally never happen again, because we have a kind accountant now who has given me the paperwork I need. BUT STILL.)
🦇 #WitchesTown :🦇
- still trying to put #acab in trend
- advocating for duolingo
- discussion about neutral gender in a lot of languages
- English-speaker trying to learn french
- french-speaker shitposting in English
- Free spells for everyone
Pro tip: don't forget to pay estimated taxes to the state you live in. Eh heh. Heh heh heh heh. 😭😭😭
T💀A💀X💀E💀S
1st brain: doctor doom toot meme
2nd brain: pineapples
3rd brain: #vore
4th brain: captain haddock swearing
your friendly reminder that you can trap autonomous cars with a salt circle #cyberwitches
https://creators.vice.com/en_us/article/meet-the-artist-using-ritual-magic-to-trap-self-driving-cars
Me on Mastodon four months ago: I don't know anyone here, back to Twitter :(
Me on Mastodon today: I know lots of people here but nobody wants to talk about the finer points of the new Kendrick album, back to Twitter :(
