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Courtney Stanton @courtney@witches.town

Every morning I walk past these two cats and they're the cutest.

Bill of San Dimas. Ted of San Dimas. The school at San Dimas. Rufus of the sun. The Sun to the East.

Lincoln of Hodgenville. Lincoln at Washington. Bill and Ted at Washington.

Lincoln at San Dimas. San Dimas, the sun high.

The Assembly at the School of San Dimas. Their faces long, eyes white. Bill and Ted at the Assembly. The Assembly, Their eyes wide!

Lincoln at the Assembly, Temba: "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra! The river Temarc... IN SPRING!"

Temba, his arms open: Lincoln at San Dimas.

hey @ techbro fedverse. can you stop making bots that just post shit from an RSS feed or an official twitter account without checking if there isn't already a bot that does that. half of my blocked accounts are different versions of 3 feeds.

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: Afficher plus

Bill and Hillary Clinton on their wedding day, 1975.

Surgeon General Says​ He Was Caught Having Sex ​With Goldie Hawn on Their First Date

@ranjit gotta share the dolphin town love sometimes

LB is for Andy, whose Mastodon account name I'm not sure of

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Remember there are no triceratops only doceratops and donotaceratops

Wound up putting several lock catalogs up in one place: lock.gd/catalogues

They have been digitized by various folks, like archive.org or Google, and can be found elsewhere, but I figured it would be handy to have them in one place.

Obligatory Happy Friday post!
not looking forward to tomorrow's shift
I wanna marry avocado toast
PHIL COLLINS' TARZAN SOUNDTRACK IS A GIFT

@pettter @racuna Simple steps to be a Mastodon user:
- choose an instance
- sign in
- learn french
- learn japanese
- learn spanish
- connect your gnusocial account with the mastodont one.

Bernie Sanders has invaded Target, and it's stressing me out