#introductions
Greetings, I am Lieutenant Commander Data of the Starship Enterprise. I am a Soong-type android, and though human conceptions of gender do not constrain my functioning, I identify as male. I have a cat named Spot, about whom I have composed several poems.
@candle I begin to see the appeal of this medium to humans. There is a constant sense of connectedness, despite only superficial communications.
However, for some reason, Geordi keeps laughing when I tell him of how I "boost toots."
Just remembered this sweet convo I had on slack with this white tech bro when I said maybe white dudes shouldn't have any say wrt how BLM conduct their business.
Last I heard he works at Uber now, l m a o
@nasser @lifewinning I'm given to understand that's what watching the movie will answer for you
The folks on dolphin.town have revived my faith in the spirit of human creativity and goodwill on the internet, and I did not think it was possible to bring said faith back from the dead after it was murdered by 4chan.
US presidential election, bombs, taxes Afficher plus
US presidential election, bombs, taxes Afficher plus
Dana Scully and Diefenbaker in The Movie Tremors
@smadin @inurashii @ladyboss OMG YES HI HELLOS
@kfan I feel like the Catholics in Boston take a lot of inspiration from the queers and being the first gay marriage state vis a vis being Out and Proud, sometimes
still gonna make my millions selling a couples monogramed towel set that just says Theirs & Theirs
I just wanna go hide in a cave but it's nice out so I suppose I should go get lunch and do work. Today is Responsible Adult Day.
you, a Discerning Gay: i'm gay because girls are the best
me, a Sentient Trash Heap: put every gender in my mouth
Apologies to everyone I had to leave out! (your instances are great too)
From Witches to Dolphins, These Are the Communities That Make Mastodon Great https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/from-witches-to-dolphins-these-are-the-communities-that-make-mastodon-great #eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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-@sarahjeong
This is a 5 MB hard disk!
Year: 1956
Cost: 3200 Dollar
Weight: 1000 Kg