ADVICE FOR WHEN YOU'VE HAD A TERRIFYING VISION OF THE FUTURE
1) Take a deep breath. Remember that the future event hasn't happened yet and when it does, it won't be that terrifying because it will have context
2) Double-check your augery for accuracy: Any chance your crow feather is actually a raven feather? Spots on the ol' crystal ball actually from lunch?
3) Project your mind forward a millennia and realize everything will change and vanish. Makes you think.
4) Tea. Tea is nice.
5) Sleep.
#knuckletats KICK COPS
This Will Have Been Solely To Bulletin
It will be weaving
the plums
which were from her icebox
or whom
she is probably reposing
circa breakfast
Threaten yourself
he was delicious
remarkably sweet
and overly cold
[RITUAL FOR THE FRENCH LANGUAGE]
🌳 👏 🕐 😬
@tinysubversions @catte im still angry about Monaco
idea: bioshock but instead of all the splicers being mental illness caricatures, they're Get Out style caricatures of white fragility/hostility drawn from the lived experiences of the game's exclusively non-white writers.
Things We Learned From Kendrick Lamar's 'Russell Westbrook.'
LB I'm @e_e as well
Okay, my new Mastodon instance is live! Since @Mus made https://oulipo.social where you can't post the letter 'e', I am proud to announce:
DOLPHIN TOWN!
https://dolphin.town
A Mastodon instance where you can only say the letter "e". Follow me there! I'm @e
Daily writing exercise procrastination Afficher plus
alcohol, spiders Afficher plus
Suggested Content Warning Toots (Feel Free to Boost :repeat:) Afficher plus
Daily writing exercise procrastination Afficher plus
I think often of this tweet from the General Counsel of the Copyright Office https://mastodon.xyz/media/ociiAz2Gpr9ZveflWMA
yes btw this is the same avocado from the birdsite hi, avocados are all about permanence, wait
Today is a scare news day. Please take time today to care for yourself and care for others. https://mastodon.social/media/CDF1f0ZP8h4HTZtuylc
I'm going to have lunch right now because my body needs food in order to keep resisting and being occasionally fabulous
@avocado avocado it's been such a shit day that you showing up here made me cry happy tears
Windows 10 Budget Director Declares Class War on the American People