@nasser @555uhz I suspect the only agonizing scenes are the ones w what's her name's terrible unlayered 80s haircut.

Every moment of the beach volleyball scene can't last long enough, for example.

@courtney @555uhz yeah and their "love story" is so beyond unbelievable that watching them "flirt" over days and weeks is a nightmare.

@nasser @555uhz ah so the "slow burn" tag on AO3 would not be for you then. Lololol

@courtney @555uhz i think top gun is the *opposite* of a slow burn??? they have no chemistry, not coherent interactions, and out of the blue (spoilers) she blurts that she's in love with him???? thats like an incendiary grenade thrown into an otherwise empty room????????

@nasser @555uhz ooooh when you were talking about flirting I assumed you meant Iceman and Maverick because that's the kind of person I am. Ha!

Yeah no the weird lady even seems uncomfortable and questioning what she's doing there.

@courtney @555uhz oh no, not at all, the boy-tension is what makes this movie watchable