why am I in Germany while Harry Styles things are happening
oh yes, for a demo party
why am I the only Harry Styles fan both at this demo party AND on Mastodon
my heart weeps
@flourish Your brand: The Only Harry Styles Fan
@uglymachine you laugh but someone has independently plugged me as a person to follow on masty for this reason
@flourish You should make a shirt
@uglymachine iron on letters: THE ONLY HARRY STYLES FAN ON MASTODON (it's a lie there's @kfan he's right)
@flourish @uglymachine I mean the second there's a decent Liam contingent here I'm never talking about Harry ever again
@kfan @flourish @uglymachine solidarity kfan Liam is the best
@uglymachine @courtney @flourish oh yeah I remember him
@uglymachine @courtney @kfan his name is zayn r.i.p. and now he spells things like he's on MySpace in 2001, bad look zayn
@courtney @flourish @uglymachine Liam is the best forever #liampayne <- first instance of this hashtag on .social