✨ geoff, but witchy ✨ @cooler_ranch@witches.town
cats that start purring as soon as you approach them, boost if you agree
Depression, Alt-Right, birdsite Afficher plus
Have a sample meme from the 'vaporwave' section of our menu. Afficher plus
pictures of dogs where just the nose is in focus because it's so close to the lens are 💯
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peek-a-boo
Eye contact, the best bathroom Afficher plus
kibi is proposing that being soft and kind and gentle and caring is the new counterculture. i'm way past my bedtime so i'm gonna leave you all to contemplate how that contrasts with punk, rock, metal, etc.; but perhaps is accurate?? hmmmm
"how nerds destroy the world" (pictures for sad children) Afficher plus
@cooler_ranch holy shit are you sure i don't have to pay a premium for this kind of content?
I have the information you seek, but you must boop me these smoops three.
Eye contact/cats Afficher plus
Customers: We like your software but uh, it's got all bugs in it, can you just give us the software without the bugs in thanks
Manufacturer: We hear you! Ship faster, more features, less testing, more bugs! Coming right up!
Customers: That's literally the opposite of what we asked for.
Manufacturer: Now don't be like that. Bugs are just the cost of features. You love features!
Customers: This feature's got antennae and wings. It's leaking goo.
Manufacturer: It's a beautiful fairy. Eat it.
