✨ geoff, but witchy ✨ @cooler_ranch@witches.town
hmm the internet 🤔 im skeptical
I love this bird
Does anyone have that news article about Mark Zuckerberg seeking a coach to be personable?
Try new Cool Ranch Soylent :tm:
Can we agree that the move for isomorphic JS development made the world a worse place, or are we all still holding the JS devs' beer?
@kibi we cut off the bottom of the legs to turn them into jorts
my wife just read a thing that says scientists measured elephants' responses to stimulus, and the relative "same" part of their brains lit up looking at humans, as does in humans when we see puppies
Y'ALL! ELEPHANTS THINK WE'RE ADORABLE
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS INFORMATION
Upstairs neighbor has been listening to heckmas carols at high volume for the last 2-3 weeks.
facebook's VR hangout Miiverse thing aesthetic is probably the most fucking crushing & horrid thing ive ever seen. like has anyone ever created anything worse https://mastodon.social/media/vH94wqtWX3Wtdb59-ps
nerd: *sayin some nerd shit*
me: hey u nerd!!! go fuck a ........ . .. uhhh. ................. schematic
the PokéRap! 90's kids will remember this one for sure!! Afficher plus
Conkey Dong
Draque: the Sith were a race. They looked similar to
Me: *interupts, already laughing uncontrollably* WALUIGI
Plot twist: they really did just love pizza all along
At the climax of the movie the protagonist rushes to the airport just in time to see the pizza about to get placed on the conveyor belt all the checked luggage goes on and confesses their love while also brandishing a box with a diamond ring in it
hello 🐘friends-
there's a line in "it's the most wonderful time of the year" that says "there'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of christmases long long ago"
excuse me, i always thought, scary ghost stories? since when was that a part of christmas?
but instead today i thought- that should be a part of christmas.
so who wants to post some Scary Ghost Stories on christmas eve & christmas day with me?? originals or retellings, fiction or nonfiction. let's make this a thing.
*to the tune of TMNT* non consensual js mining, non consensual js mining~