✨ geoff, but witchy ✨ @cooler_ranch@witches.town
What do you mean #Mozilla teamed up with NBC Universal to put spyware in your #Firefox browser?
https://drewdevault.com/2017/12/16/Firefox-is-on-a-slippery-slope.html https://social.coop/media/KIQ9Chh8rM-d1vaJBh8
Consider: a blog or some other publication about ethics in the video games industry, except it actually is about ethics in the video games industry
Get lost in Zebu's gentle neck folds. Find yourself in Zebu's back lump.
Peer into Zebu's mild, knowing eyes and feel whole.
Why did i buy tissues and not cough syrup? This is surely my biggest blunder.
What is breen?
Sports, Special Jorts
Anybody familiar with origami know what this thing is called? I remember it from my childhood, from a book of origami toys, it was the only thing that was simple enough for me to make. I think it was called a "kotong kong" but searching online for it turns up nothing. https://meow.social/media/HL0A64j_V770o1iYjg0
Ever since the first Mission Impossible movie came out, I really wanted to see someone to rip off one of those super real face masks only to reveal the same face.
I guess I would have been 8 when that happened and I have never stopped thinking about this.
DANG IT TWITTERBOT
I felt like hammered shit yesterday, but right now i feel downright pleasant.
You all get hugs. 
Mastodon loves its Pencil x Sharpener fanfiction, I see
Mastodon is to Twitter as Oops! All Berries! is to Cap'n Crunch.
The berries are left and weird Twitter. Also, the regular crunches are nazis send toot.
*WEARING A CLEVER DISGUISE. BAD FAKE ACCENT.*
EX-CYOOS ME, BUT WHERE IS THE... DIRTY PICTURE EMPORIUM?
*SHIFTY EYE*
There's only one reason why Hummer limousines exist and that reason is bad.
the idea of someone spinning in their grave is pretty funny, and also a largely untapped source of free energy. let's stop throwing away graveyards' power-generating potential and get them all producing on the grid
narrator: thus began the skeleton wars