✨ geoff, but witchy ✨ @cooler_ranch@witches.town
Get lost in Zebu's gentle neck folds. Find yourself in Zebu's back lump.
Peer into Zebu's mild, knowing eyes and feel whole.
Why did i buy tissues and not cough syrup? This is surely my biggest blunder.
What is breen?
Sports, Special Jorts
Anybody familiar with origami know what this thing is called? I remember it from my childhood, from a book of origami toys, it was the only thing that was simple enough for me to make. I think it was called a "kotong kong" but searching online for it turns up nothing. https://meow.social/media/HL0A64j_V770o1iYjg0
Ever since the first Mission Impossible movie came out, I really wanted to see someone to rip off one of those super real face masks only to reveal the same face.
I guess I would have been 8 when that happened and I have never stopped thinking about this.
DANG IT TWITTERBOT
I felt like hammered shit yesterday, but right now i feel downright pleasant.
You all get hugs. 
Mastodon loves its Pencil x Sharpener fanfiction, I see
Mastodon is to Twitter as Oops! All Berries! is to Cap'n Crunch.
The berries are left and weird Twitter. Also, the regular crunches are nazis send toot.
*WEARING A CLEVER DISGUISE. BAD FAKE ACCENT.*
EX-CYOOS ME, BUT WHERE IS THE... DIRTY PICTURE EMPORIUM?
*SHIFTY EYE*
There's only one reason why Hummer limousines exist and that reason is bad.
the idea of someone spinning in their grave is pretty funny, and also a largely untapped source of free energy. let's stop throwing away graveyards' power-generating potential and get them all producing on the grid
narrator: thus began the skeleton wars
After a review of Proudhon's journals it's been discovered that he only ever drank herbal tea Afficher plus
pol, death Afficher plus