✨ geoff, but witchy ✨ @cooler_ranch@witches.town

The Go language has been out a while now, there should probably be a Go2

Then someone can write an essay "Go2 Considered Harmful"

There will be no need for a step 3.

Me: I love chai.

White person: huh?

Me: Chai. I love chai more than humans.

White person: Huh????????

Me: Chai. Tea.

White person: YOU KNOW, when you say "chai tea," you're just saying "tea tea."

🙃🙃🙃🙃 every damn time

Poor people aren't lazy and also being lazy doesn't mean you don't deserve a decent life.
#latestagecapitalism

@morganastra paid medical leave for anyone undergoing medical treatment

paid parental leave for parents, paid transition leave for trans people

SIGIL FOR FEDERATION https://witches.town/media/kL8o5_Qih2AVOmzrcbc

ich jorte
sie jort
er jort
du jorst
sie jorten
wir jorten
ihr jortet

i updated my liberapay: https://liberapay.com/garbados/

the donations i receive through liberapay help me afford food.

Cat image generated by neural networks 🐈🌐 https://cybre.space/media/Thc6A20L9X2OE_dCh7o

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https://slime.global/media/WKYRzSypp34IiqlHdpc

The general consensus seems to be:

1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.

Histories of languages:

French: Some germans started speaking latin, then later the ones living in paris decided that all the other ones in france should speak the same kind of latin

Spanish: Someone tried speaking italian and arabic at the same time

Italian: Some fucking weirdo decided that the whole country should speak a dialect based on poetry from the 13th century

English: When some different germans got beat up by the germans from earlier and learned some latin words

This is a really important time to push free and open source alternatives to #Patreon! I've considered using @Liberapay, but was afraid I had to use Patreon to get the network effect.

Please tell people about #Liberapay, post about it on Reddit (r/patreon), vote it up on Alternativeto, etc https://alternativeto.net/software/liberapay/

Please boost! This kind of opportunity to topple a near monopoly with FLOSS does not come often!
Are there other FLOSS #crowdfunding platforms?

in
this
house
we

have had our house stolen
by Carmen Sandiego

carmen leapt into the portal and it closed in a crackling burst. we were stunned.

"where did she go?" i shouted. the doctor replied, "not where. when."

if anyone ever accidentally faves or boosts my toots please feel free to undo, i won't be sad (any more than usual)