Any sufficiently advanced glitch is indistinguishable from magic
Man is born free, and everywhere he is in jorts
@cooler_ranch ey @Teenwhistle look who got a dinner date with Immanuel 😎
are you kidding me, I'm gene freaking kelly
of /course/ I'll roller skate
I want to run a D&D campaign where the big villain is a lich bard. He was originally a bard but he became a lich so he'd have centuries to perfect his poetry. His massive villainous scheme is to manipulate cultures over centuries, starting wars and introducing cultural shifts and destroying whole kingdoms of people. His ultimate goal, though, is just to change how the Common language is pronounced, so that he can find a word to rhyme in one of the stanzas of his poem.
whoa, the Olivia Newton-John/ELO video for Xanadu is pretty supremely weird, even by early 80s standards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxcfTm1QTc
(also, I had no idea who Olivia Newton-John was)
Maybe the real Xanadu was the federated roller discos we hosted along the way.
Each philosopher can either shitpost with both hands or think about spaghetti.
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what if I did a sort of audio bookclub
where a couple times a week at least or even every day if I could find the time, I read stuff into an open mic
like, a few pages from a book at a time, or a short story, or something
as a stream, too, not a polished audio recording
more like jort forwarding
Jort the planet
Caps lock, jorts mention Afficher plus
SELECT y'all'd've WHERE whom'st
Misunderstanding Communism Afficher plus
I miss working with him. He's the only one from there that I have texted since switching jobs and moving out of state.
Remembering my old coworker who colored in the keys on my keyboard in marker and told me that "night mode" was enabled.
Thanks App Store but I’m already on Mastodon