✨ geoff, but witchy ✨ @cooler_ranch@witches.town
@clarkenciel when you're here, you're family.
@cooler_ranch holy shit are you sure i don't have to pay a premium for this kind of content?
@weirdoslam hell yeah public transport selfies.
@weirdoslam it's cool. I just crossed my eyes and hoped for 3D.
Since the other two exist in only 2D, i think you win.
@weirdoslam who wore it better?
I have the information you seek, but you must boop me these smoops three.
Eye contact/cats Afficher plus
Customers: We like your software but uh, it's got all bugs in it, can you just give us the software without the bugs in thanks
Manufacturer: We hear you! Ship faster, more features, less testing, more bugs! Coming right up!
Customers: That's literally the opposite of what we asked for.
Manufacturer: Now don't be like that. Bugs are just the cost of features. You love features!
Customers: This feature's got antennae and wings. It's leaking goo.
Manufacturer: It's a beautiful fairy. Eat it.
I think it's pretty awful to mock older people for being slow at things we grew up with. For watching their friends suffer more and more as they grow older, and feeling helpless when they lose more and more of them each year. For becoming aware of their own mortality, having to process it all day by day.
That all takes its toll, friends. So be kind.
@animeirl the little fish friend is surprisingly expressive. I hope you can get them an aquatic mcmansion some day.
@animeirl Such a thoughtful shrimp mom.
@ThisQueerBashesBack
Cat: what's in it for me?
Human: Meat snax, all the mice you can catch, and I'll pull on your ears and scratch the base of your tail so that your booty pops. Oh, and twine.
Cat: Go on...
@animeirl Sweet little shrimpos! 🦐 💕
I bet they all like the water box.
@animeirl what kind of pet is it/are they?
Hello, you are a tiny apex predator. Please sleep in my bed with me.