✨ geoff, but witchy ✨ @cooler_ranch@witches.town
When I visited home over the holidays, my little nephew told me that I smelled like "butt-pee."
I just remembered that.
DOGS SLEEPING WITH A LITTLE SLIP OF TONGUE HANGING OUT BOOST IF U AGREE 🐶💤
*extremely welcome to nightvale voice *
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I Don't Want To Pay For A Haircut, So I'll Fuck It Up At Home: The Erin Bee Story
I've only checked mastodon a few times today, but y'all are 🔥 🔥 🔥 today.
You Wouldn't Date A Sword
@jk buck,,,,awooooo~
@agaric The only thing you need to get the joke is her name: Bev Bighead.
Side note: I wouldn't recommend using Telegram; they market themselves as a secure app but there's no e2e encryption unless you specifically enter a "secret chat", and then it uses some custom crypto they came up with. It's all very dodgy.
Mario with bunny ears boost if you agree https://octodon.social/media/lXFwv1HoOEXgBcYe5oM
Childhood aspirations Afficher plus
Casual ghouls Afficher plus
Everything produced by him was exclusively the result of his own personal labour, and focus on your tailbone.
Chupacabracoin: the first cryptidcurrency
people say there's no ethical consumption under capitalism? then explain "eat the rich"