✨ geoff, but witchy ✨ @cooler_ranch@witches.town
DANG IT TWITTERBOT
@ryusei thinking zoidberg emojo!!
I felt like hammered shit yesterday, but right now i feel downright pleasant.
You all get hugs. 
@ryusei i have never used this emojo before and don't see myself ever using it again.
Mastodon loves its Pencil x Sharpener fanfiction, I see
Mastodon is to Twitter as Oops! All Berries! is to Cap'n Crunch.
The berries are left and weird Twitter. Also, the regular crunches are nazis send toot.
@Vann *looks at pen-smeared lyrics written on hand*
Hank omf o that peelin'! ...?
*WEARING A CLEVER DISGUISE. BAD FAKE ACCENT.*
EX-CYOOS ME, BUT WHERE IS THE... DIRTY PICTURE EMPORIUM?
*SHIFTY EYE*
There's only one reason why Hummer limousines exist and that reason is bad.
the idea of someone spinning in their grave is pretty funny, and also a largely untapped source of free energy. let's stop throwing away graveyards' power-generating potential and get them all producing on the grid
narrator: thus began the skeleton wars
After a review of Proudhon's journals it's been discovered that he only ever drank herbal tea Afficher plus
pol, death Afficher plus
he eat own ass
yo, you know how all the middle layers of overly big groups of people always feel inefficient and in the way, like government bureaucracy and middle management and roller derby?
that's all that software between you and your compy, and it might seem intimidating to bypass all those heckin layers and just start talking to your compy more directly but you can do it if you want and end up with a pretty heckin special relationship between you and compy okay
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THREADED INTERPRETIVE LANGUAGES AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, Z80.