guitar shop guy: okay so whats your budget

me: probably uhhh lets say $5000

guy: wow uhh, so uhh, how about this

me: I, oh, well, I-- *immediately drops the guitar*

guy: shit. well. uh, sorry sir, you break it, you pay for it

me: how much?

guy: $5000 !!!

me: im not paying that! its broken. ill give you fifty buckarooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

guy: why is this toot still going on, youve tried to put two jokes into one toot

me: buckaroooooooooo