👽cmdrspacebabe👽 @cmdrspacebabe@witches.town
ah, how I wish to be independent, live alone, and not grieve for anyone // she/they // EN/FR; calligraphy, longboarding, many selfies, much complaining
[SPELL OF GOOD TOOTS]
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my forbsesona is named Jared he eats a plain unsliced bagel on his UberPool to work every day and he NEVER gets crumbs on his button-up
goodnight witches tomorrow is Monday and I have to get up early and go to work, wish me luck
@ everyone who gets to sleep in: send me your energy pls
I did it I made small talk with my partner's mom for like an hour and it wasn't awkward go me
also successfully cooked dinner and now my partner gets to clean up the huge mess it required because I cooked and it's his turn to do the dishes 😎
food, medical Afficher plus
grumble grumble my partner's parents are coming for dinner so I have to stop knitting and cook and then talk to someone else's parents all night, other people's parents are always so awkward
what am I supposed to say to them, I do not relate to them even a little bit, they're Too Normal
my whole family is mentally ill and it's like 80% of what we talk about I don't know how to interact with a The Neurotypicals
Instagram: My life is a party.
Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.
Facebook: My life turned out great!
Twitter: We're all going to die.
Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.
they're pro nouns Brent
yesterday was Leg Day and my legs are satisfyingly tired
today is Arm Day so soon they will also be satisfyingly tired
someday I will be Super Buff and also my crap ligaments won't screw up my joints so much because I will have replaced them with muscles who even NEEDS ligaments that work properly, other than contortionists I guess
@candle documenting the local enchanted objects
GOOD MORNING HAVE SOME #FRACTALS
Maybe the Old Gods got tired of having to individually block everyone who invoked them that they defederated the mortal realm
some (lightly paraphrased) space-witch words via @oneiro
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#calligraphy https://witches.town/media/f-M0za9s6aljp3jm1yA
whoops I bought some art supplies as a reward for going to refill my meds
art time!!!
I scream!
You scream!
We all scream!
WE ALL SCREAM.
W E N E V E R S T O P S C R E A M I N G
wearing my sea monster dress in honor of my new bestie 🐙🐙🐙 https://witches.town/media/qhtJkvNjap4iFZKiUE8
i have shed
the identifiers
that were in
my profile
and replaced
them with an esoteric
sentence
stitch witches assembling selfs from whole cloth, knitting arms and embroidering eyes, everchanging evertangling always pushing themselves through the world to hold it together { after @linguangst @pointers }
they came from outer space, pointed helmets shedding the solar wind, bringing wolves foxes and wildness back to Earth from their federation of asteroid habitats { after @Alda @cmdrspacebabe }