👽cmdrspacebabe👽 @cmdrspacebabe@witches.town
ah, how I wish to be independent, live alone, and not grieve for anyone // she/they // EN/FR; calligraphy, longboarding, many selfies, much complaining
my work's internet went down while I was getting chips and I'm pretty sure they should just send us home
except it's only one block of cubicles so everyone else would be jealous lol
TFW you suddenly remember a project that was assigned to you that you totally forgot about and can't even subtly hide it and pretend you were working on it all along because it involves making a phone call that your boss can hear from her cubicle >___>
fortunately, uh, no one actually cares about this project all that much
i'm doing it i'm working on the damn spreadsheet soon i am probably going to buy chips as a reward
That Will Have Been Only To Figure
I have upset
some plums
that were along his icebox
but that
you had probably catapulted
above breakfast
Disarm yourself
he had been delicious
strangely sweet
or terribly cold
alright i opened the spreadsheet document good job me time for a break
so how does one give a shit about creating an information architecture migration plan for a website you could care less about asking for a friend (asking for me, i don't want to make this spreadsheet)
the other week a coworker saw my complex #bulletjournal system and said he wished he was as organized as me and I could feel the shock of my undiagnosed-ADHD teen self reverberate across time and space
hello witches it is friday do any of you have exciting plans for the weekend
tonight i am going to make a sweet cape with @pointers so she can teach me to sew and i am excited
mastodon highschool au
witches.town is the craft
goodnight friends
oh no I'm having that problem where there are too many activities I wanna do
do I spore or knit a sock or do calligraphy there's not enough time for them all
jinx (verb): a process to harvest gender from the sun
witches (noun): pearlescent technosaints fighting glooms
this is so blatantly based on The Thing it's even got a dead guy turning into a terrifying tentacle monster and trying to eat the other crew members
(the discovery was a Russian spaceship frozen into a giant ice block that was apparently a tardigrade experiment)
I'm watching a movie called Harbinger Down and it's trying REALLY hard to be The Thing except in the ocean
but at least the asshole professor who tried to steal his female student's discovery died a super gross slimy death after a bunch of flesh tubes burst out of his back and sprayed everyone with gross fluids
80% of rat ownership is just repeatedly putting them back on the floor and saying 'no this is my snack you weren't invited'
Me: Maybe having more minority groups working on a thing, or taking advice from them is a good thing.
White guy: I AM BEING LEFT OUT COMPLETELY
omg I got home to 3 packages on my doorstep including this ridiculous t-shirt this is the best day
things to do tonight:
-watch goofy horror movies
-practice my Roman serif capitals
-play Spore
-not work out because it's my rest day
-some tarot probably
-eat snacks
-luxuriate in my empty apartment because my partner is working nights
-Win At Life