@sydneyfalk <3 <3 <3
how about instead of just being me, we dress in complementary outfits and become an awesome, intimidating crime duo that robs banks while looking really suave or somoething
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@rosa they are! they're a really light material that hangs really loose, then pinches in with an elastic cuff just above the ankle. they're neat and also feel like pajamas, which is always a win
oh my god finally
it's me, your hipster english lit professor with the manbun except with weirder pants #cutewitches #100selfiechallenge 11/100 https://witches.town/media/H8SMdUxnmNOQXuMNS_g https://witches.town/media/7eHNIp2cSC_wdsJQLN0
@luluberlu a few, but I still don't think they'd want to be in my bathroom selfies :P plus the bathroom serves the whole floor and i only know like 5% of them
@luluberlu will today's featured colleague be unaware, uncomfortable, angry, or contemptuous? Tune In To Find Out
some days you want to take a selfie but you just can't get the office bathroom to yourself for 2 damn minutes, that's just how it is sometimes, that's life
nnnnnoooooooooooo my clingy ex is sending me 'i miss you' texts immediately after posting vague references to a TV romance plotline
the worst part is that my friend predicted this the moment he saw the status and he's gonna be all 'told you so'
today I got some men's briefs to see if they are any good and ok you people have been holding out on me they're great
@candle HONESTLY
@dconley <3 <3 <3
(i'm only intimidating on the outside)
@saper I have highly unstable joints due to a connective tissue disorder, so that would probably be unwise :P
@sydneyfalk <3 <3 <3 intimidation is one of my chief aesthetic goals tbqh
today I look so cool a man in the elevator appeared visibly intimidated by my presence
which like... fair #cutewitches #100selfiechallenge 10/100
also I just realized this skirt has pockets omfg https://witches.town/media/fHK277bhbfGiQ0Dow8s https://witches.town/media/I8ZEKB_2pVJjjZ8r08E
@luluberlu communication strategist :D
the interview!!! for the job i really want!!! they finally scheduled it and it's next tuesday!!!!!!!
i must plan... The Greatest Outfit
anyone else here fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
love and respect women
@vjgoh 😊 thank yooou! I like to think I am pretty good at selfies (: