👽cmdrspacebabe👽 @cmdrspacebabe@witches.town

@HepCatPJs oh no these are actually Serious Allegations, they used to date and have accused each other of a lot of shit

but i've heard pretty bad things about both of them so, shrug emoji. might just unfriend them both and have done with it

"you're abusive"
"no YOU'RE abusive"
"you abused me FIRST"
"well I HAVE SCREENSHOTS"
"well SO DO I"

obvs i do not use SJW in a derogatory way but like, yknow the kind of language social justice activists use? it's just all that rolling around and around in an endless circle

on a related note my new hip bag is gonna be ideal if I have to live-tweet pride or some shit

@allanaaa I love her tbqh

lol not what I expected when I initially volunteered to try and make them less bad
apparently they had not found a social media person so when I volunteered a while back and mentioned it was my area of expertise they got very excited and now I'm on the marketing committee?? writing the entire social media strategy and probably managing the channels??

I'll admit it feels kinda nice that the committee immediately accepted me and took me seriously and respected my opinions. I mean obviously they didn't have anyone else but it's still nice that they thought I should do it tbh

@oxyvolt "EchoAcc® Multifunction Pockets Casual Bag Sports Bag, for Outdoor / Riding (Army Green)". I found it by searching hip bags - there's lots! but this looked like he best one for the price.

@oxyvolt i actually got it on Amazon for $20, which is a pretty sweet deal tbh

guys check out my extremely practical new purse alternative https://witches.town/media/LpezrtIRzOIiS52iCkw

@dconley @nergdron I'm just going to tell everyone it's the new Big Trend. I'm way more stylish than my coworkers so they'll probably believe me as long as I keep a straight face

update: my glasses are even worse now I fucked up guys https://witches.town/media/IY1FLEpmQf1SposgFFk

this is basically the same way I broke my last pair except those ones got crushed under a beanbag I was having a threesome on, which frankly is a way better story than 'I'm a dumbass who didn't look before throwing myself on my bed'

um no I did not just lie down on my open glasses and bend the arms so bad they're perpendicular to the frame, that was you, you did that, not me

yesterday I went to a party and talked to people I barely know until like 2:30 and it was actually great???

almost everyone was queer and only 1 of the straight dudes was shitty and everyone was so ready to fight him

also turns out that working out a bunch and then getting drunk and staying up until 4 is a really good way to end up stiff in the morning
I am in like 3 different kinds of pain rn but it was worth it

@tobascodagama that deck is beautiful and I might have to buy it oops

brb, gonna open a small business called 'cards to make your mom cry'

tbf it was actually my dad who got choked up at the card I gave my mom but 'cards to make your mom cry and also maybe your dad if he's emotional' doesn't really have the same ring to it
#calligraphy https://witches.town/media/6Sq55q2ubPl4cIRKefg https://witches.town/media/MNhGssZmmyh7oNJ7360

this morning a little girl ran up to me to tell me she liked my dress so today is obviously going to be a good day

hey did I show you guys my awesome sweater-cape https://witches.town/media/Zz5ji-Abx3xHiCchR60

:)
https://witches.town/media/dQZ_QKNt0ZZPxzb892M

yknow what would be cool is if my terrible bladder would work properly because it is Not being cooperative this afternoon