👽cmdrspacebabe👽 @cmdrspacebabe@witches.town

@Ricardus booooo :/ I get brief wrenches all the time just from shit like stretching or taking off jackets, but those only last a minute or two.

@tobascodagama aah I just looked it up and it's gorgeous, I kinda want it too

in related news, I just wrenched my shoulder by scratching an itch at the wrong angle, how are all of you

also I refused to continue gymnastics because it 'hurt too much' and hated all sports except, specifically, playing goalie in soccer, probably because most sports involve running and my feet, ankles and hips are all a bit too fucked up to do that comfortably

then they fondly reminisced about my childhood, when I would sit in their giant easy chair upside down with my legs splayed in the air at opposite angles; or that one photo they have of me as a toddler where I'm fast asleep in my car seat, but with my right leg jammed in behind the tray table so my foot is sticking straight up in the air
the common theme of like 80% of my childhood photos is 'why and how is she (sitting/lying/standing) like that'

hahaha today I talked to my grandparents about my Weird Joints bc I was pretty sure I got it from Grandpa's side and yes, yes I did

apparently in his youth he could also put his legs behind his head, reach up to his shoulder blades from behind his back, and dislocate his shoulders; and my tendency for fucked-up seated posture is also typical, as his family can be identified by 'whoever's sprawled across the most furniture in the weirdest and most uncomfortable-looking position'

@gourgou fortunately she eventually got back to me with the password so all is well :p I think they come with the sticker here too, but she'd changed theirs.

@bea I bet if I asked my grandparents where they keep their modem they wouldn't even know what I meant

hello I am now at my grandparents after a 5 hour bus ride and no one knows the wifi password because my grandparents don't understand computers and don't even know they actually have wifi
(my sister set it up because we were all tired of not having wifi when we visit them)

"mother's" day, or, "see if you can make your mom tear up a little" day, https://witches.town/media/ozSo9uc6vG29-3eh1KI

omg I'm gonna have an Art Day with my mom while I'm visiting and I'm gonna teach her calligraphy and then we're gonna go to a drawing class I'm excited

so far i have checked off all 8 of the things I wrote in my work to-do list so today is going Pretty Well

it's my last day of work before 6 days of vacation with my parents!!! :') i am so pleased

yaaay #bulletjournal spread for May is Complete https://witches.town/media/2ALZhrv7IN8q9AanX7Q https://witches.town/media/CfE044e-XcZUkNljlI4

my hair is long enough to braid~ #cutewitches
also pokemon leggings https://witches.town/media/X3zjIaRwtq9-BvrBhsQ

Thin Ceiling Things: hearing a loud crash from upstairs, immediately followed by your neighbour yelling 'the floors are really THIN!!!' at her friends

@dconley I like to think good omens can have a sense of humor

I came within a foot of getting shit on by 2 crows so I'm calling that a good omen for the weekend. fell right in front of my eyes. heard it hit the ground. I have been blessed by this near miss

@gcupc I've never clocked myself on a mobile device, actually... doubt it'd be as fast as on a desktop QWERTY keyboard, on which I can hit 130 wpm on a good day.

@Shutsumon "that's for the poor people to worry about, obviously"