then they fondly reminisced about my childhood, when I would sit in their giant easy chair upside down with my legs splayed in the air at opposite angles; or that one photo they have of me as a toddler where I'm fast asleep in my car seat, but with my right leg jammed in behind the tray table so my foot is sticking straight up in the air
the common theme of like 80% of my childhood photos is 'why and how is she (sitting/lying/standing) like that'