Ugh, my silly little kitty. She'll just sit at my feet and gently dig her claws into my leg for attention until I go to pet her and then she's like "Nooooo not like that" and walks away. Then two seconds later she's back with the claws.
Oh, I see. Got up for two seconds and instantly realized she didn't want *me* for anything, she wanted my *chair*. And apparently I'm not getting it back anytime soon. :D